I thought I had heard it all when I learned that leeches can be used in a hospital setting to eat bacteria out of infected wounds. Well, it turns out that carp can be used in a similar way in your local salon. The little fishies seem to like eating human dead skin, and are being incorporated into the pedicure experience.
If anyone doubts the existence of a higher, supreme intelligent power I have the evidence to convince you otherwise: berries. How cool is it that some of the tastiest foods found in nature are also some of the healthiest for us? I know it has to be God’s way of compensating for His egregious error in creating the cauliflower – a healthy food, but an awful experiment with flavor, if you ask me.
So let’s comb through the berry evidence of His existence.
Whose idea was it to cram hard, plastic, inflexible round things into our ears while working out? Whomever it was obviously did not have small ear holes. Which is odd, considering everything electronic seems to be an invention of the Japanese, and they’re small people. Which brings me to my point. I am a small person. Perhaps my auditory orifices are proportionally sized to my petite stature, and therefore, the standard IPOD ear pieces are less comfortable for me than the average person. In fact, they hurt like hell. Read the rest of this entry »
