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Jan
26
Flower Petals Need Trimming? Fix Your Vag, Madge.

Get your Pure Insanity Journals out everyone, because it’s time to make another entry! For all those new to this activity, this is where we jot down the latest story that provides concrete proof that we’re all going completely mad. I’m kind of hoping that there won’t be enough stories to fill the pages of our journals, but at the rate we’re going with high heeled babies, and women opting out of what it is to be a woman, I don’t think we’ll even need to fill the journals to make the diagnosis stick.

Today’s topic just may be the clincher. I’ll summarize with one sentence: Perfection-obsessed women take their self-loathing out on their vaginas by turning genital mutilation into a sport that society now calls “Vagina Reconstruction.”

Have you heard of this, ladies? This is the latest and “greatest” in cosmetic procedures that our esteemed medical community is pushing on society, with promises to “correct” and “perfect” the vulva of any woman naive or insecure enough to pay for it. If it weren’t for the fact that women are lining up in droves for these surgeries, I would think that “Vag Repair Services” as a business model was a joke conceived by a high school business economics class filled with sixteen year old boys who were still waiting to see one for the first time.

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Nov
25
Stay Fit After Thirty While On Vacation!


This is a big season for travel for a most of us. If we aren’t headed out of town to see family, we’re embarking on a couple’s or singles ski trip or a vacation to a warmer climate! Vacations usually mean a lot of eating and a deviation from our usual fitness routine - especially at holiday time. But I wondered if it is necessary to get fat on our trip, or if is actually possible to stay *f.a.t. while we’re away having fun.

So, I looked to the gals at GoGirlfriend.com for a few tips on how to return from vacation the same size as when you left. I hope these ideas ensure that you all return home with only your suitcase bursting at the seams (from all the souvenir shopping) this season!