Remember when you were a pre-teen sitting in the school library one day, seeing a National Geographic for the first time while working on your Social Studies report? Well I do. And I remember that the sagging boobs in some of the images I saw made me think, gosh, when mine grow in, I hope they look different than that! It wasn’t until a couple years later that it dawned on me that the sagging isn’t a matter of how they “grow in”, but what happens over the years after they grow in.
It stands to reason that in those tribal areas where the Wonder Bra hasn’t yet become a wardrobe staple, sagging might be exacerbated; hence the images in National Geographic, right? Well not so fast, girls. I’ve come across a couple of studies to the contrary, that seem to indicate that it’s not the lack of bra usage that causes sagging, but rather the wearing of bras that makes our little birdies fly South for the winter and never return. Hell, if that’s the case, then Britney Spears has pretty much ensured that hers will stay perky forever! (And we just thought she was acting trampy). My God, the girl’s a genius. Here’s the proof:
